Don’t Be A Hippo-Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Ceramic Mug 15 oz salty Loved by thousands of women

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is always flattering

” or that coworker with the best one-liners

or wine night without saying a word

From coffee runs to couch lounging to Zoom happy hours

then no” is always the right answer

Don’t Be A Hippo-Twatamus Twatwaffle Cuntasaurous Ceramic Mug 15 oz salty Loved by thousands of womenDon't be a hippo twatamus. Or a twatwaffle. Or a cuntasaurous. The full taxonomy of people to avoid becoming, in one educational mug. This hippo twatamus mug delivers the field guide with zero apologies. The species are real, the warning is loving, and the vocabulary is elite. Who this is for: The potty mouthed bestie with a linguistics degree in profanity The gag gift that makes the whole party wheeze Anyone needing a hippo twatamus mug for the bold